JEREMMY'S LİFE There is an old man and his name is Jeremmy. He lives on the street becasuse he is very poor. So hungry, he walks the streets. He works and earns little money four or five $ a day. After work he buys just a simit everyday. One day he goes to home and he sees the beggar. Beggar wants money. But jeremmy doesn’t have any money. And jeremmy gives simit to beggar. And The beggar shouts back to Jeremmy. He says: 12 13 14 22 23 24 and jeremmy looks back and smiles. After Jeremmy walks on the street and sees lottery store, jeremmy thinks of the number. Then he walks into the lottery store and plays the lottery. And Jeremmy comes back the home and sleeps. Next moorning he goes out. He goes the work. And he sees lottery store winner number. Number is 12 13 14 22 23 24 Jeremmy is the winner. He is rich now. He buys a black big car and a home. He has a girl friend and his girl friend’s name is Kate Moss. But he wants more girls. Then he starts a beauty contest. This beauty contest’s winner is from Venezuela. And jeremmy wants to meet miss Venezuela. Jeremmy goes to Venezuela for the miss Venezuela. And he meets miss Venezuela then they are together. Jeremmy wants to look good. He is going to fitness center. Then miss venezuela wants big car and jeremmy buys. Miss Venezuela wants jewelry and jeremmy buys. One day jeremmy walks on the street into the bank for getting money. But banker says: sorry sir you dont have any money. you have a debt. He is surprised. And he runs away in the bank. Then he go back his old life……

Haiku is a country. Because of war,it is West Haiku and East Haiku.There is a boy.His name is Gavin.He is from Haiku.He is from West Haiku.Gavin wears green pants.Because; in West Haiku if a man wears green pants, he is handsome.In West Haiku if a woman wears green tattoo, she is very beautiful.But, in East Haiku if a man wears black pants, he is handsome.And, if a woman wears black tattoo on her forehead ,she is very beautiful.
One day; Gavin walks through the mountains.Gavin sees the girl. She's very beautiful and very tall.Her name's zhbyn.Gavin sees a black tattoo forehead. She is from East Haiku.Gavin likes Zhbyn.Zhybn liked him too and they loved each other ,but they are living in different villages.He go back to his village and tell his father.
His father is angry about it and tell gavin to remove zhybn's tattoo.But it is very painfull ,he went to her and tell her.But she doesn't want to remove her tattoo. Then Gavin decıde to marry without saying his family,they decide to move another village.They get married and having happy life =)

MR. TAKANASHİ AND GİNGER'S STORY

1. Who is Mr. Takanashi? 2. What your name dog? 3.Who is Ginger? 4. Why Mr. Takanashi wake up early? 5.Why did he die?

I have a cat. Named KÖPÜK =) It's very naughty,fat and very cute. It loves to eat chocolate. I really like him. Because it makes me laugh everytime I am forgetting all problems when I am playing with him =))

There is a girl. She walks in to the car gallery. There is a boy and He's a charged.She says; Do you have a mini coupper? He says;I dont have any mini coupper. The girl walks out of the car gallery. =)

A women is driving a big white car.She is driving a fast. A police officer sees the white car and follows it. It's going ten kilometers over the speed limit. That is too fast for the curves. The police officer turns on his red light and his siren. The white car slows down,pulls over to the side of the road and stops. The police officer walks to the white car. Police officer sees a singer in the car.She is Madonna. ''Oooh!..'' the police officer says and smiles. Then he walks back to his police car and drives away. The police officer doesnt give the man a ticket Why not? But she is singer...

One morning.He's walks on the street.He's Billy and Billy is 45 years old. He's a student. He's a university student. But in the morning He sees something strange. There is a UFO. He calls nine one one. The policeman officer driver his a car fast. And he pulls over the car. The police says;What happened, ooo my god!... Go away the policeman runs away.

Cyprus

I want to go to cyprus. Because my sister is studying there and I am intereseted in cyprus. I went there before for holiday but I couldn't find chance to walk around. I only went girne,I want to go there because I want to see my sister's university and her friends.

My name is Evrim Taştan.I'm eightteen years old. I live in İstanbul.I have one sister. She's name is Merve. She is twentytwo years old. She is a university student. Her school's name is Cyprus İnternational University. My father's name is Kemal. He is an accountant. He is a fivetythree years old. My father is from Ardahan. My mother's name is Nihal. She is a housewife. She is a fortyfour years old. My mother is from İstanbul.